he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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