I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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