Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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