Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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