She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
you are never too drunk for berry picking
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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