There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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