I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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