I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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