i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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