4 words: hood of his car
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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