are you still at the devil's house?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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