Nicole vs. Life
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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