Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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