Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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