i think my mom watched the whole time
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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