Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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