no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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