I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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