He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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