I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Someone shattered a urinal.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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