The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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