It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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