She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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