that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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