So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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