She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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