i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
As shirtless as possible
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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