the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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