spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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