Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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