I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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