try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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