He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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