Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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