its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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