we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
