none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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