there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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