i just google imaged poop.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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