***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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