Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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