So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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