Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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