Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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