i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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