She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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