Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Green mimosas i think yes
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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