he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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