yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
my liver is dry heaving
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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