He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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