We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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