my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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