He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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