So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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